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It was my first class of Engineering Mechanics ,  and  the rule is you have to join the meeting (in my case it on MS TEAMS) 10 minutes before the starting time of the class. Our teacher sent the link to the class 10 minutes before to our respective mail id, it was morning and i felt too lazy to open the mail and then click on that link and join class So i directly clicked on the link given by our CR on our WhatsApp group. Class started. Dogs were barking Cows were mooing Automobile noise because of someone named Anand Kumar (i thought he was a peer) as he didn't switch off his microphone. I got TRIGGERED. I thought some student is trying to disturb our Sir . So i unmuted my microphone and in a typical marathi tone (just like Paresh Rawal in HeraPheri) i asked “ Ae Anand Kumar apna mic off karna… kutta bhonk ne ka aawaz aa raha hai ” Just couple of seconds later i thought ”Excuse me bro, what if Anand Kumar is our teacher” as i didn't know the name of my teacher so i minimized ...

Unlike men, women are not primarily driven by looks. Most often than not, we will decide if we are attracted to a man because of how that man makes us feel. Our heart jumps everytime we see your name in the notification of our post (like, comment) Not all the time, we like to be dependent on you. Sometimes we like to support you financially as well as mentally. We feel special when you remember small details about us. We love it when you open up to us, when you tell us about your fears, your worst problems, your inner demon. It makes us feel that we are really important to you. We are possessive by nature. We easily get jealous when we see you talking with other girls. We know how we look, still, we ask you because we love it when you appreciate our beauty. We find intelligence without arrogance sexy. It’s extremely sexy when a man knows how to maintain his intelligence without riding a high horse in the process. Your deep, masculine voice is like a music in our ears. …and the sound of...

Have less friends. Be less friendly. Stop having external validation. Don't chase people. Stop stalking your EX. Fucking love yourself as you are. Don't give a damn about everything around you. Shut your mouth maximum. Stop over thinking. Break up or patch up don't over give yourself to other person. Find happiness in small things. It's okay if you are a failure. Understand achievements are not mandatory. Stay away from humans when ever you get a chance. You need not be too good to others. Stop being Fucking nice. Live life slowly and calmly. Don't at any cost stop loving yourself. Shut the fuck up and mind your business. Stop taking revenge. Don't give a fuck about others opinions.

I'm writing here 50 rules that everyone should know and should follow. It's the life that taught me. Always say thank you, when it's needed. Never break a promise. When you swear something, when you promise it, do everything to keep your word. Wearing headphones in public is a code to say "do not talk to me". So if someone is wearing it, do not talk to him. Always be nice, especially to those who bring you food. In all the negotiations that you do (in family, between friend and especially in business), do it in writing. Sign a contract. When you meet someone, be sure to have a firm handshake. When someone walks his dog and approaches you, ask permission before stroking the animal. Do not flatter proudly, let alone around people. Do not play with your phone when you are around people or in a public place. When you post something vulgar or insult someone on the Internet, it says more about you than the person you insult. If you have borrowed something, make it right...

There is a slang in Japan —  Narita Divorce. It refers to a common situation in which newlyweds fly off on their honeymoon, and by the time they get back to Narita Airport, they can't wait to get divorced. To me, honeymoon should take place before the couple get married. If the couple comes back, and no longer in a “honey” mood, they should go their separate ways from the airport, before making any big commitment. In junior year of college, I went on a lengthy trip during fall break with three seemingly sweet, kind and considerate girls. The trip turned out to be catastrophic. All four of us were so relieved by the time we returned to our campus. We couldn't wait to part our ways and never see each other again. I learned an important lesson — Travel with a companion, and you'll learn about a lot more than just the destination. Travelling together tends to bring out the ugliest side of your personality. Psychologists have said the best way to test your compatibility w...